IMSLP Dreams

[Philidor]

I dreamed of IMSLP last night. This must happen to others too, especially if they've spent hours scanning and uploading music. My dream:

I dreamed a publisher was rude to my girlfriend. I said to her: "Don't worry, the boys at IMSLP will sort it out." A few days later the publisher was found dead, a crumpled up page of music manuscript paper lodged in his throat.

I woke up, told my g/f, who roared with laughter.



What are your IMSLP dreams? Don't be shy. It's perfectly natural.

[imslp]

... *backs away from Philidor*

[Philidor]

[vinteuil]

... *backs away from Philidor*

I smell denial...

[Philidor]

I should add that when I told my g/f my dream, in the instant before she laughed she gave a little nod and looked pleased, as if the publisher had received no more than he deserved. IMSLP has made a friend for life.

Women are

[sidrockafeller]

*running out of publishing house, ignition of car sounding, squeeling out of parking lot 80mph, followed by loosing control of car, with an explosion*.................

[vinteuil]

Explosive sheet music!